Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Clubbing Gear


Everyone wants to look their best when they 'hit the clubs' as it were. Some primp and preen trying to get exactly the right look of "I don't care" with a handful of "totally hot." This is difficult to achieve at times.

But ladies and gentlemen- I give you what NOT to do.

Please note the guy in the tie- he is thinking he is the "hotness." But lets deconstruct his outfit shall we?

First- the boy is wearing a mesh shrug and a tie. These two facts make me wonder if he's confused clubbing with stripping. It's possible he thinks he looks good, but I think he looks cheap and like he's about to solicit us for our hard earned dollar bills. Be Careful readers! He sees you and is eye-balling your ones!

The next thing that struck me (literally- nailed me between the eyes with a hard left jab) was the tramp stamp. I realize he's facing us in the photo, but please realize I am not making this up. This foxy (cough) example of club wear is in fact tattooed above his butt. A nice tribal that says - "I'm in touch with my native side."

Tribals do not belong on boys dressed like stripper prom dates! Let's leave them as the ceremonial markings that they are and keep our strippers clean!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Getting Started

A few of my friends and I were getting together to chat and hang out when the subject of judging people came up. We all understood that we all did it and that it was, in short, fun!

So I took it upon myself to create a blog to feature the unfortunte fashion foibles of those around me.

Welcome to the judgement -full zone, and I look forward to all the judgement worthy input you can send my way.

Happy Judging...